I can't ever remember that I have a blog? Probably because no one reads it, but I still feel the need to update it? Maybe it's because I think I'll forget things? Or because I love to end sentences with question marks..?
A lot of shiz has happened since September. FIrst of all, October and November and December came and went. And that happened to everyone.
Since September I've hit one month, two months, three months, and four months down. I've gotten a pretty sweet homecoming window that cut some time off of what we were expecting (which was the worst, so it could only be better, and it WAS).
I have.... gained a mess of weight against my will. Painted my living room the color of jarred pea baby food. It's very appetizing in here.
Izzy has turned THREE years old. I can't even fathom. And I'm so morbid, I just keep thinking "Oh my God now she only has 14 years left to live at BEST, and that's like me living to be 100 so it's really probably only like 12". So I sit here and think about if I will cremate her, or even stuff her and put her on the mantle which is always super creepy. Or do that thing where they like, make her a bronze statue??? HAHAHA. And I just want everyone to know that she is barely even three years old and sitting here sleeping and has no idea I am planning her funeral now that she has had another birthday. WHAT is wrong with me...
Izzy please live forever, or until I get another dog. I love you.
What else has happened..... well Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas obviously occurred. I was Dorothy and Charlotte was Little Red Riding Hood. It was pretty awesome. Thanksgiving, I didn't have turkey at my family's dinner and I made a really big stink about it. No one wants a ham on Thanksgiving. No one.
We're over half way done with this deployment which is awesome. Matt does not have a mailing address, or internet, which is great. All of his packages are at the bottom of the ocean I am sure. No internet for Matt means noooo way for him to complete his online math class. Guess what that means?
Yep, I'm a college student again. F MY LIFE. ALGEBRA. And the whole time I will have to hide my geniousness because I have to pretend to be Matt!
The biggest reason for this post is for me to just let everyone know that Jersey Shore starts back on Thursday. Tivo and DVR yourselves.
Here is where I blog about my pregnancy, go a year without blogging, and then come back with a five month old? Talking about birth, life with a baby, life as a Drill Instructor wife, and my stupid effing dog. Nice to meet me.
