Seriously?

I just need to talk about this website:

http://wholesomebabyfood.momtastic.com/babymenub.htm

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS SUPER EFFING ANNOYING.

Baby pancakes. Baby omelets. What is a lentil? Why is this baby eating tofu? Why is a baby fancier than I am eating lentils and tofu? What mother is getting up in the morning making pancakes for her 9 month old to just rub all over his head/face and give to the dog. If this is real life, I fail.

Suggested feeding chart:

Breakfast- pancakes appropriate for babies with things that say organic and whole wheat and are made with love and cut into heart shapes and stars.

Lunch- Fruits and vegetables with fancy names that come from a farmers market, preferably color coordinated and also cut into shapes that are directly related to how creative you are and how much you love your child. Shitty shapes = you don't love your child.

Snack- Something off of Pinterest, and it better have a fucking face on it. And if there's crust, start back with breakfast because you FAIL.

Dinner- If it comes out of a jar or a can, give up now. Find a cage free chicken that was never given steroids and lived a happy long life, cook that chicken process some more vegetables FROM SCRATCH, serve on a plate with a face with whole wheat something. Also, in addition to these, nurse 4 - 643917 times.

Also, in addition to this, keep your house clean and run your errands and look pretty and don't be an uber bitch to everyone. YEAH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

My real life feeding chart:

Breakfast- Boob juice. lost piece of dog food.
Lunch: boob juice. bits of a receipt. hair.
Dinner: boob juice. puffs or other finger food straight from the container. Preferably "Parents Choice" brand because who wants to spend the extra 30 cents on Gerber graduates? Not me. Jar of fruit/vegetable straight from the factory. And paid for by the government, that's a bonus point.
Bedtime: boob juice.

CAMERON FAILS AND SO DOES HIS MOM.